Hello, it cake and I am here because who knows why. Welcome to my humble abode which is my blog.

About me:

Gender: Female

Name: Cake or Nep

Sexuality: Straight


Icon credit goes to: Zamii070 (I kinda edited it a bit though...)
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gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

sawneesnowstar:

christmas-llama:

yorkshirelarry:

this is why i have trust issues image

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you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange

gif LOL troll blood orange Project Runway lampsarepeopletoo

shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

i-am-all-fired-up:

i laughed so hard

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

that-girl-helen:

"actually, that was due today”

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consultingasshat asked: I LOVE YOUR BLOG SOOOO SO MUCH OMG COULD YOU DRAW A COMIC INVOLVING MERMAIDS AND MAYBE A DRAGON FOR ME

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF

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ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

daftlypunk:

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

#im a barista not your goddamn girlfriend take your coffee and leave

stacksbreadup:

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them