Hello, it cake and I am here because who knows why. Welcome to my humble abode which is my blog.

About me:

Gender: Female

Name: Cake or Nep

Sexuality: Straight


Icon credit goes to: Zamii070 (I kinda edited it a bit though...)
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nottheaverageasian:

the epic saga

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

stridentrain:

R3D?

i had to eat a rose for this

slavocracy:

bye bitch

queenspritzee:

torotix:

caimanriseup:

Why not have bird con? Talk about favorite bird, watch bird, listen to best bird bands Will even feature actual bird

I’d go to birdcon 

image

ibiscolors:

ドキドキ

officialjipersnoe:

edmundtherockpikmin:

officialjipersnoe:

My whole life has been leading up to this moment

"The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many noted.

It is all so clear now

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

  • me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers

clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

nyehs:

bigfurby:

what the hell is this thing hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i love it

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated