Hello, it cake and I am here because who knows why. Welcome to my humble abode which is my blog.

About me:

Gender: Female

Name: Cake or Nep

Sexuality: Straight


Icon credit goes to: Zamii070 (I kinda edited it a bit though...)
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shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

foodnun:

i swear on big macs

memedong:

memedong:

memedong:

just found a lone green m&m on my desk?!?!>?! where did it come from!??! i havent had m&ms in like ten years?!?!>!?

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i turned it over and half of its faded and white so that must mean it is very old but i will eat it anyways for science doin this for you bill

it was a skittle

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

momlonde:

righteouskungfu:

dersely:

momlonde:

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

“We have to go back”

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you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul

lumos5001:

mymomfoundmy:

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No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined. 

you must be fun at parties

sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

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the-goddamazon:

OH MY GOD

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

timelordemort:

"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

kanapy:

Hey! you’re getting sick?