why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook
I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
God Bless America.
friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
you can’t even understand how many years i have waited for a picture like this you really can’t fucking understand
kiwis are always relevant on my blog.
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
All the time.
“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”
Old tiny Roxy. (I think, this has been submitted already, but it wasn’t rebloggable. Now it is.)
I’m not even a little sorry
i really need to see this
He looks so genuinely upset